[Scammer × Divine Thief System = The Cultivation World’s Most Villainous Duo]
After transmigrating to Sirius, I used my silver tongue to pass myself off as an enlightened monk, treating infertility and bad luck with money. Life was wonderful.
Then the System came knocking, and I realized things had gotten out of hand.
It called me “Host,” then told me to “get lost.” It claimed to steal and sell anything in the Myriad Worlds, yet slapped me with a sky-high bill: “That’ll be ten thousand spirit stones for saving your sorry hide.”
Me: “Put it on credit! I’ll pay you back a hundredfold!”
System, sneering: “This System has three principles: no credit, no loans, and no helping broke losers.”
I looked at the thirteen copper coins in my pocket and at my partner, whose heart was even blacker than mine, then pulled out my family’s ancestral Art of the Con.
“Fine, listen up.”
“From today on, you steal, and I’ll scam.”
“Let’s start with a modest goal: scam the entire cultivation world and make every god and Buddha in the Myriad Worlds work for our performance targets!”
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Later, a wallet-quaking legend began circulating through the cultivation world:
If you encounter a compassionate monk and a tiny black bean of a creature chasing after him, cursing all the while…
Run!
Right now! Immediately!
That’s not a fortuitous encounter.
That’s the cultivation world’s top scammer and his fence of a System, out chasing sales again!
See how this shameless duo makes the Buddha part with his money, wins the hearts of fairies, gets Demon Venerables to repay their loans, and ultimately tricks the Heavenly Dao into becoming a “Supreme VIP Customer”…
Blessings from the south wind: There are so many likes this year💰 [laughing]