I Work the Night Watch at a Cemetery with Eight Dogs and Four Cats

I'm fated to be a lone star, and my boss says that makes me great for warding off evil. So he hires me to take eight dogs and four cats on a night shift at a cemetery.

Only when I'm shoved into a coffin do I understand what he's really after.

He plans to use me as a human sacrifice to open a century-old tomb!

With death right on my heels, a System suddenly appears!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the skill “Graveyard Rave.” It can make every inanimate object within a hundred meters get up and party!]

My boss goes mad, and so do the things in the tomb.

He sets up his formation and summons a sea of corpses.

I open my System in response and upgrade my cat and dog army all at once.

The German Shepherd becomes an immortal, and the big orange cat turns into a demon.

I dance on the peak of a tombstone in a three-hundred-year-old tomb...

You want to sacrifice me? Don't you know I've got the script for a counterkill?