I’m in an Otome Game, and She Still Can’t Win Over Five Men

[Alternate world, one heroine and multiple love interests, a battle royale for her affection, comedic transmigration, everyone’s dream girl, all the male leads are pure, guaranteed happy ending] After transmigrating into the dating game Meet the Storm, Chi Qian’an received her main quest from the System: conquer the world. Chi Qian’an slammed her hands on the table in fury. “Why the heck is conquering the world the main quest in an otome game?!” The System replied, “Because the way to conquer the world is to accept five male leads, and then they’ll obediently hand over their power to you.” Only then did Chi Qian’an put the table back down. “That’s actually an option? Let’s get started right away.” From then on, she transformed herself into an old monk. Her sharp-tongued childhood friend and bodyguard claimed he had no such feelings for her. Chi Qian’an charged right in with a forceful romance. “Then why are you blushing when I kiss you? I’ll accept you too.” The beautiful, eccentric prince of a matriarchal kingdom sometimes got melancholy. Chi Qian’an opened her arms generously. “You can vent to me about your family of origin. I’ll accept you too.” The aloof, ascetic State Preceptor, untouched by worldly concerns and always scrupulous about propriety, got his sash tugged by Chi Qian’an. “I get it. You’ve always been waiting for someone to see through your rebellious heart. I’ll accept you most of all.” Chi Qian’an knew that every monkey needed its own leash, but the key to loving them all was to make sure they didn’t keep running into each other. But after she’d accepted them all, the men inevitably ended up gathered together one day. Her love pond boiled over at once. Everyone shouted, “What do you all mean to her? She said I was the most special one in her heart!” Chi Qian’an: “!!!” Stop fighting! You’re all special! What’s wrong with wanting to conquer the world?!