I've Cultivated for Five Thousand Years, and My Parents Forced Me to Report to the State

I was an Immortal Emperor, cultivating in the cosmos, when my mother suddenly tracked me down, grabbed me by the ear, and dragged me home!

Who knew spiritual qi revival would unleash demons and monsters upon the world, while my childhood sweetheart became an agent of Bureau 749 and awakened a Chaos Spirit Body, a rarity unseen in millennia?

Worse still, she showed up with the marble I gave her as a child and said, “Lin Xuan, you kissed me. You have to take responsibility!”

The Immortal Emperor was dumbfounded. I only saved someone on a whim. How did that turn into a demand for me to marry her?

Then, on Mount Kunlun, thirteen Golden Core cultivators at the peak of their power from the Japanese Shinto sect surrounded him, intent on seizing China's dragon vein.

With a flick of Lin Xuan's finger, all thirteen mighty cultivators were reduced to ashes.

Watching through satellite footage, the nation's leaders were shaken. “Grant him top-secret, five-star clearance immediately! Give him whatever he wants!”

But the trouble was only just beginning...

The Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang collapsed, and the dragon soul of the First Emperor, Ying Zheng, awakened. Faced with a monster horde sweeping in like a zombie siege, he dropped to one knee before Lin Xuan:

“Immortal Emperor, please act and protect the mountains and rivers of China!”

Lin Xuan looked at the flames of war below and sighed.

“Very well.”

“In this life, I shall become China's... guardian deity.”

[Highlights]

Invincible Immortal Emperor + urban cultivation + childhood sweetheart demanding marriage, high stakes from the start!

The First Emperor, Ying Zheng, awakens, bringing the ancient and modern worlds face to face. Qin Shi Huang: “My Great Qin has fallen?!”

Deities awaken across the globe, and the Western gods join forces to exert pressure. Lin Xuan stands alone at the gates of Mount Olympus: “Who gave you permission to wake up?”

When an Immortal Emperor turns patriotic, things start getting hardcore...

“Report! Consultant Lin used Mount Kunlun to sink Japan's Yata Shrine!”

“...Let him. Just make sure he gets an invoice, and send the bill to Japan.”