I’m an Apocalypse-Class Keeper, and They All Wag Their Tails!

[Not a Beast-Taming Story + Warden Walking at the End of the World + Guide to the Old Ones + Breeder of World-Ending Entities + Calamity Above Calamities + Sequence Hunter]

Li Jin inherited a zoo.

A zoo that did not exist in the real world.

It had pleasant surroundings and comprehensive facilities, and the animals... were gentle and wagged their tails for food.

His job was so easy it was boring. Aside from the occasional cute little animal escaping because the zoo was old and in disrepair, everything was fine.

Until that day... an indescribable shadow shrouded Blue Sea City, and in desperation, the city lord released a distress video to the world.

In the footage, a terrifying giant beast that could tear apart the stars held the wreckage of a planet in its jaws.

Li Jin looked at the all-too-familiar “animal” on the screen and silently lowered the “Excellent Keeper” banner he had just had made for himself.

Years later, when the zoo’s escape alarm sounded again,

Li Jin would always quietly switch it off, grab a handful of specially formulated feed, and say helplessly to the pack of beasts wagging their tails in the zoo:

“How many times have I told you... if you go out to play, remember to come home for dinner.”

When high heels turn into mountains...

When graphics cards give birth to little graphics cards...

When the fish in the refrigerator start chanting The Odyssey...

When mysterious cicadas sing beneath the Arctic ice...

We call out:

Mystic Park above the Fog Realm, Holder of the Great Key to All Gates, Final Breeder of World-Ending Entities!

“You are both barrier and passage, both forgetting and remembrance.

“The black fog is your curtain, the stars are your feed.

“The beasts wag their tails for you, and the abyss guards your gate.

“Outside reality, you place a leash on the indescribable.”