My Sister Is the Empress of the Tang Dynasty: The Divine Doctor Stuns the Heavenly Khan!

Also known as The Divine Doctor Stuns the Heavenly Khan! He Turns Around and Reformats Journey to the West [Invincible in the Tang Dynasty, Then Discovers a Different Journey to the West] [Character Growth] [Scheming] [Invincible] [Court Intrigue] Tang Long arrives in the Zhenguan era carrying a medical kit and becomes the Tang dynasty's most mysterious imperial uncle. He saves the imperial grandson, treats the empress, and establishes himself in Chang'an. But on the eve of the Journey to the West beginning, he discovers he can see the “bugs” in gods and Buddhas. Sun Wukong's fiery golden eyes are an eye disease? I'll treat them! The Tathagata's golden body has toxic levels of heavy metals? I'll detox him! The Western Religion wants to use the pilgrimage to siphon away the Tang dynasty's fortunes? Tang Long gives a cold laugh and casually writes A Daily Maintenance Manual for the Tang Dynasty's Local Network. Taking Chang'an as its center and the dragon veins as its circuitry, he turns the Tang dynasty into a giant “causality computer.” Songtsen Gampo: Why did my army of three hundred thousand surrender without a fight? Tang Long: Because I changed your fear threshold. You're all pacifists now. The Tathagata: Tang Long, how dare you ruin my grand plan for the Journey to the West! Tang Long: Tathagata, your driver is way out of date. I recommend a full reformat right here and now!!! It is only when Tang Long sees the “Five-Finger Mountain server” at Two Realms Mountain that he understands. “Tathagata, this headband spell of yours is clearly an illegally installed surveillance chip. Let me perform brain surgery and take it out!” His surgical knife slices through the laws of the universe, and the Eighteen Needles of the Tang Clan forcibly reformat the hidden backdoor code in Buddhism. Sun Wukong: Master, can this Purple-Gold 2.0 version of me smash Mount Spirit with one strike? Tang Long: Don't rush. First, let's patch the Tathagata and teach him what it means to be exorcised the old-fashioned way. A million-strong army of holy warriors from the Great Food Kingdom bears down? Tang Long makes a single counterstroke, severing their faith server outright. Tang Long: “Brother-in-law, I have taken control of this mortal world!”