[Funny+System+Dihua+Shuangwen+No cp]
"Go away! Take the money away! Who allowed you to recharge?!"
Looking at the ten more small goals in his account, Pei Guang collapsed on the boss's chair, crying like a child weighing two hundred pounds.
Kai was diagnosed with a terminal illness and only had 90 days left to live. It is bound to the [Prodigal Life Extension System], but the rules are a scam: Lose 100,000, and your life will be extended for one day. Earn 10,000? Ten fates will be deducted and he will die on the spot!
Pei Guang was delighted: Making money these days is as difficult as eating shit, and losing money is as easy as drinking water? This is sure!
However, reality gave him a loud slap in the face.
He introduced the unpalatable "boiled vegetables" in an attempt to disgust people - but it turned out to be a "life-sustaining meal" that was snatched up by social animals!
He recruited a group of useless network administrators to lie down every day - and ended up being regarded as the "spiritual totem of anti-involution"!
He spent thousands of dollars to plant trees in the store to purify the air - but the crispy elites cried and shouted that they had to pay "breathing fees"!
Su Xiaoxiao: Mr. Pei is really a business genius. This wave of hunger marketing is simply a dimensionality reduction blow!
Pei Guang: Stop thinking! I really just want to lose money and save my life! Please stop sending money, why are you spending more and more of this damn money!