[System, national destiny, everyone transmigrates, livestreaming, post-apocalyptic cultivation, lighthearted comedy]
The whole world transmigrated to the cultivation realm. I stayed on Earth to watch the livestreams.
The audience? Five billion citizens of the Dragon Nation struggling to survive.
Day One: I sent them compressed biscuits and got called stingy.
Day Seven: I sent them AK-47 blueprints, and the whole internet started calling me Dad.
Year Three: A local Nascent Soul cultivator attacked, so I livestreamed the launch of a Dongfeng missile.
The artifact-refining grandmaster fell silent. The formation master burst into tears.
When the combined armies of the ten great sects approached, I pressed the red button.
“Welcome to this epic documentary: How to Crush the Cultivation Realm with Technology.”
