Showbiz: The System Mistakes a Pig for a Monster, and I Make It a Star

Jiang Ye takes over a zoo on the verge of bankruptcy and awakens the “Myriad Demons Sect Revival System” from the start.

He thought he was about to embark on the path of cultivation, but the System is face-blind and suffers from a severe cognitive disorder!

Pointing at a three-hundred-jin sow in the pen, it declares, “This is the Holy Maiden of the Nine-Tailed Foxes of Qingqiu. Sect Master, teach her the Heavenly Demon Dance!”

Pointing at a golden snub-nosed monkey that keeps stealing visitors' bananas, it says, “This is the last descendant of the Spirit-Eyed Stone Monkey. Sect Master, teach him the Heaven-Splitting Staff Technique!”

Pointing at a groundhog that does nothing but shriek, it announces, “This is the Sky-Swallowing Divine Beast. Teach it the Lion's Roar!”

Jiang Ye loses his mind. “Hey, that's a pig! That's a monkey! That's a groundhog!”

To make a living, Jiang Ye is forced to put the animals through “demon training.”

And so the internet's most gloriously unhinged livestream is born:

[Sexy sow dances live, the ultimate tease! Top donor sends rockets all night!]

[Martial arts superstar golden snub-nosed monkey smashes through the entertainment industry with one staff! Kung fu stars beg to become his disciples!]

[Soulful groundhog singer shatters glass with her dolphin notes! Grammy mentors burst into tears on the spot!]

A rising starlet breaks down: I trained in dance for ten years, only to lose to a pig?

A top-tier star cries: That monkey's acting is better than mine?

Jiang Ye spreads his hands. “Don't ask me. I just run a zoo. They're really cultivating!”