Reborn as the Last Pure Human, I Have Twelve Marshals Fighting Over Me

System warning: An SSS-ranked rampaging beast has been detected ahead. Host, feed it immediately!

Lin Ruanruan stared at the drooling giant wolf and tremblingly pulled a... Wangzhongwang ham sausage from her portable supermarket.

The next second, every energy detector in the galaxy exploded!

A primordial divine meat with 100% purity has been detected! Energy levels off the charts!

Lin Ruanruan: “Oh no, this dog hates the sausage. It’s going to eat me!”

The giant wolf (an apple core from the Imperial Yuan → the Imperial Academy: This could bring the dead back to life): “Good heavens! Is this a divine relic? Is she courting me?”

The Tree of Life she casually tossed away!

The frying pan she used for self-defense → Weapon Master: This is an indestructible ancient divine artifact!

The shampoo bubbles → Gene Association: This is a sacred elixir that can soothe mental rampages!

Lin Ruanruan only wanted to scrape by in the apocalypse. Somehow, she ended up buying the entire Orc Empire with a supermarket’s worth of trash.

The marshals’ eyes turned red. “Ruanruan, could we have another piece of that divine medicine called ‘spicy strips’?”