Good news: I traveled through time and became the Ming Emperor.
Bad news: It's Chongzhen, hanging himself, and there are millions of troops outside the city.
Better news: I awakened the National Games Editor.
The worst news: The system seems to be pushing a little too hard!
I said: System, bring some food, the people are starving to death.
System: [Received! Tens of thousands of tons of modern military rations have been airdropped into the Forbidden City!
Result: The people in the capital thought a miracle had come, and they knelt down and shouted that I was the "immortal emperor."
Me: (sweat) Keep a low profile, we have to talk about science!
I said: System, the Manchu and Qing cavalry are too fierce, let's get some powerful weapons.
System: [Received! The steampunk mecha [Xuanwu] has been unlocked!
Result: The 100-meter-tall mecha collapsed the city wall of Shengjing with one foot, causing Dorgon to urinate on the spot.
Me: (holding my forehead) That's enough! This is not the way to kill a chicken with a knife!
I said: System, build a ship. I want to start the age of navigation.
System: [Received! The drawings of the space carrier [Yinglong] have been released!
Result: While the Western powers are still playing with spinnakers, my fleet has already established a base on the far side of the moon.
I looked at the alien envoy kneeling on the ground and felt completely numb.
"No, I'm asking you to defend the Ming Dynasty. Just drive a mecha and deploy weapons all over the world. Why are you engaging in interstellar diplomacy? Hey!
