The sky is dead, the sky will stand, and the age of Jiazi will bring good luck to the world! Dressed as a sour scholar, I was kidnapped by bandits.
The boss who kidnapped me just wanted me to teach him how to write love letters.
I decided to give full play to my professional expertise and package "The Art of War" into "The Book of Love" for cross-exhibition.
As a result, he relied on my "play hard to get" strategy and successfully robbed the county magistrate's brother-in-law.
At the celebration banquet, I was chewing on a chicken leg, and the heroic second-in-command put a knife on my neck: "What kind of shabby military art did you teach? It caused my eldest brother to be rejected when he confessed his love, and he was almost tricked by that bitch into reporting for official service!"
I was so frightened that my chicken legs fell off: "Second Master, please calm down! That trick of 'beauty trap' is used against the enemy... Against the one you love, you have to use 'play into his favour'!"
She sneered: "Oh? Do you know what you like about me?"
Later, I became Zhuge Liang of Qingyun Village, and she was my Zhao Zilong.
It wasn't until officers and soldiers surrounded the mountain that I realized that the second in charge was actually the exiled tiger girl.
She immediately raised her spear and looked down the mountain: "Military advisor, which strategy will you use this time?"
I looked at her blood-stained armor, the eight hundred emaciated folks at the foot of the mountain, and the "Huangfu" general's flag flying in the distance.
He took out the last tip bag - inside was a crumpled "Three Kingdoms" card.
"Second Master," I smiled bitterly, "for this game, we have to use the 'bitter meat tactic', plus the 'serial tactic', and a little bit of 'creating something out of nothing'."
"Betting on the opposite coach, he is a decent person who cares about face."
