High Martial: I Simplified Forbidden Spells into Broadcast Calisthenics

Qi and blood: 0.8. About to be expelled? Bottom-tier aptitude, doomed to haul bricks?

Lin Fan looks at his medical report and activates the [Great Dao Simplification System].

Any profound cultivation technique can be simplified into an everyday instinct in his hands!

[Basic Breathing Technique → simplified to: [Breathing]!]

[Glutton's Health-Nurturing Art → simplified to: [Eating]!]

[Golden Bell Iron Vest → simplified to: [Physical Contact / Getting Beaten Up]!]

[Ghostly Shadow Steps → simplified to: [Taking a Stroll / Going for a Walk]!]

And so, the whole situation takes a strange turn.

School beauty: “Lin Fan, why do you keep banging your head against the wall?”

Lin Fan: “Quiet. I'm practicing Iron Head.”

Teacher: “Lin Fan, why are you lying on the floor asleep during combat class?”

Lin Fan: “I'm comprehending the Dao in my dreams.”

“I told you, my greatest strength is how hard I work. (By which I mean breathing.)”