[Misunderstandings and over-the-top assumptions] [Invincible] [Automatic Cultivation] [Anti-Trope] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Wild Imagination]
After transmigrating into a perilous xianxia world, Lu Fan just wants to be a useless sect idler who eats his fill and waits to die. But the wooden sword in his hand has other ideas.
“Ding! Your wooden sword thinks you're too useless and has comprehended [Basic Swordsmanship] on its own. Proficiency MAX!”
“Ding! Your wooden sword thinks fighting would be beneath it, so it has automatically learned [One Sword Breaks Ten Thousand Arts] and instantly killed the enemy!”
“Ding! Your wooden sword has devoured an ancient demonic weapon and unlocked the World-Destroying Sword Domain. Within a radius of ten thousand li, gods and demons are forbidden to enter!”
The entire sect thinks Lu Fan is a peerless Sword God who has returned to simplicity, and they put him on a pedestal.
Lu Fan is on the verge of tears. “I'm really not some big shot! Stop imagining things!”
Then one day, the wooden sword gains sentience and points its tip at the gates of the Immortal Realm high in the sky.
“Wait, Brother Sword, what are you doing? Calm down!!”