Splendid Tang: Taizong Asked Me to Be a Cuckold!

"Dad?" "Are you my father?" "Are you really my father?!" Looking at Fang Xuanling, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty who was wearing a purple robe and looking confused, Fang Jun, who had traveled through time, was ecstatic: Stable! No need to work hard in this life! In his previous life, he died suddenly in 996. In this life, he just wants to be a top dandy of the Tang Dynasty who eats and waits for death. So, in order to have something hot to eat, he cooked braised pork and cried for Li Shimin; In order to keep cool in the summer, they invented saltpeter ice making and monopolized the cold drink market in Chang'an; In order not to marry the unruly Princess Gaoyang, he deliberately wrote crooked poems and practiced brute force. As a result, he accidentally became the Poet and God of War of the Tang Dynasty! Fang Xuanling: "Evil son! What are you going to do again?" Fang Jun: "Dad, I see that the treasury is empty. The Turkic Khan has just been captured for ransom..." All the ministers said: "Master Prime Minister, your son is truly auspicious to the Tang Dynasty!"