What’s it like to transmigrate into the brainless villain you spent three days roasting?
I’m Gu Yuanyuan, an utterly ordinary web-novel commentary creator, and I got to find out firsthand.
I’ve even got a goofy System in my head that only knows how to set KPIs, constantly forcing me to follow the original plot and frame the aloof, ascetic, absurdly handsome male lead, Fu Jiuyuan.
If I don’t do it? I have to perform the “Subject Three” dance in front of everyone!
To stay alive, I have no choice but to kick off my career as a drama queen:
I poison him, only to give him a legendary body-tempering elixir that was thought lost;
I lure in demon beasts, only to hand him an adorable contracted pet he lost years ago.
My villain performance reviews are always at the bottom, while Fu Jiuyuan’s affection for me keeps skyrocketing.
Until one day, he corners me against a wall. A stubborn little sprout has just grown out of my head after I failed a mission, and his usually cool eyes are filled with unspoken concern.
“Lian’er, stop pretending. You’ve sacrificed so much for me, even risking your life to help me grow stronger… Such devotion can only be repaid by giving you my hand in marriage!”
Me: “…”
Wake up, man! I really am an undercover agent sent by the Demon Sect to kill you! Look at me, I’m being completely sincere!
