What's it like to dress up as the intellectual villain you've been squirting about for three days?
I, Gu Yuanyuan, a mediocre little UP owner who complains about online articles, have experienced it gloriously.
There is also a shady system in my mind that only knows how to set KPIs, forcing me to follow the original plot every day to frame the cold, ascetic, handsome male protagonist Fu Jiuyuan.
Don't do it? You have to skip subject three in public!
In order to survive, I had no choice but to start my career as an actress with tears in my eyes:
I poisoned him and ended up giving him the lost body-tempering magic medicine;
I attracted the monster and ended up giving him his long-lost contracted pet.
My villain performance is always at the bottom, but Fu Jiuyuan's favorability is soaring.
Until that day, he blocked me in a corner and looked at a stubborn grass seedling that had just grown on top of my head because of my mission failure. His cold eyes were filled with unbreakable heartache:
"Lian'er, stop pretending. You have sacrificed so much for me, and you even risked your life to temper me... I, Fu Jiuyuan, can only give my life to you for such deep love!"
Me: "..."
Brother, wake up! I am really an undercover agent sent by the Demon Sect to kill you! Look at my sincere eyes!