The Strange Three Kingdoms: I Can See the Words Above People's Heads!

【Eldritch Rules】➕【Wild Imagination】➕【Cthulhu】 On the first day after transmigrating as Liu Bei, I discovered I could see the labels above everyone's heads. Zhao Yun was 【God】, Xiao Qiao was 【Demon】, while Sun Quan had three spinning 【???】s above his head. The 【Human】 above my head, however, was being devoured one bite at a time by a writhing 【Ghost】. This world had rules of its own: 【Rule One: Don't let them know you're not Liu Bei.】 【Rule Two: Sun Shangxiang does not exist in this world.】 【Rule Three: You must marry Sun Shangxiang to return to Shu.】 【Rule Four: Don't board Zhao Yun's boat unless you've opened the final brocade bag.】 【Rule Five: When Lu Su comes to see you, check the time. Lu Su at midnight is normal.】 At the banquet, Sun Quan asked me to touch the breathing Imperial Jade Seal. Xiao Qiao played a zither that played by itself, and Zhou Yu's warning came through the music: “Run… she's eating…” Late at night, a shadow on the wall pointed out a message in blood: “She's waiting for you, Sun Shangxiang.” When I looked in the mirror, my reflection was smiling. The 【Ghost】 above its head was about to devour the last glimmer of 【Human】. A knock sounded at the door in the third watch. Beneath the door, letters in blood seeped through: “I'm coming in.” The door opened. That eye was staring right at me. This is a Three Kingdoms where you have to follow the rules, even though they contradict each other at every turn. Before I'm completely devoured by the 【Ghost】, I have to find the nonexistent Sun Shangxiang and fulfill this impossible marriage.