You Really Enjoyed Kissing My Woman, Didn’t You?

Two obsessive, unhinged twin brothers fall in love with me at the same time.

By day, Li Xun is possessive and violent, wanting to keep me tied to his belt at all times. “If you look at another man again, I’ll break your legs!”

But the “Li Xun” who appears at night is gentle and restrained. He clumsily tends to my wounds and secretly kisses my forehead while I sleep.

My best friend Xia He shrieks, “Babe, you’ve unlocked a hidden plot! Is this dissociative identity disorder, or a twin-double romance trope?!”

Then one day, I stumble upon a shocking secret: two identical “Li Xuns” are facing off in front of me.

The younger brother, Li Xun, glares with bloodshot eyes. “Bro, she’s mine!”

The older brother, Gu Jingshen, gently strokes the tear tracks on my face, smiling with a tenderness that borders on madness. “No. The day you got into that car accident four years ago, I was the first person to see her.”

I’m completely dumbfounded.

So who was the one who kissed me, the one who protected me, the one who whispered “I love you” in my ear...?