I, the six-eared macaque, am the number one gossip anchor in heaven. Today we are connecting with Sun Wukong: "I heard that you have been constipated under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years?" Tomorrow, I will interview Erlang Shen: "How do you put eye drops in three eyes?" The day after tomorrow, I will dig into the White Bone Essence: "Are you afraid of being investigated if you use real bones in a B&B?" The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother have been urging me to update every day, until I found out - these gossips are all told by God! It turns out that the Three Realms require entertainment to death in order to survive?
