I, Li Aike, an ordinary data analyst in the 21st century, am currently wearing borrowed linen clothes and squatting beside a smelly ditch during the Warring States Period, thinking about life.
Here's what happened: Three minutes ago, I was working on changing PPT all night at the company, cursing Party A's demand for version 108. When I looked up, I was standing on this dirt road full of original flavor.
"Give it! Give it!" A bullock cart almost sent me away.
I climbed up resignedly and patted the dirt on my body. If you want to go back in time, go back in time, but why is it the Warring States Period? There is no Wi-Fi, no coffee, and no my favorite Malatang.
"I heard that Yan State is coming again!" A man selling clay pots nearby was worried.
"The price of food in Qi has increased by 30%!" Another shoe repairman answered.
My ears perked up.
Data. This is all data.
I looked down at the cloth bag at my waist - thank God, my work computer has turned into a palm-sized jade slab, and it can still be used when I click it! Although there is only 1% battery left and the signal bar is a big "x", the Excel and PowerPoint icons are still on!