Stop Competing! Father Only Wants to Be a Couch Potato

Synopsis:

After transmigrating into the role of a Junwang’s daughter, Tang Ning binds to the “Big Villain System” from the start. If she doesn’t do bad deeds, it deducts her life!

To stay alive, she takes her lazy father, Tang Dachui, and sets out on the path to becoming the capital’s number-one bully, courting death at every turn.

System: “Go blow up the Chief Councillor’s grandson’s wedding!”

Tang Ning kicks over the bridal sedan, only to flush out North Yan assassins and save the Chief Councillor’s entire family.

The Emperor: “What a brave and capable niece! Reward her!”

System: “Go burn down the capital’s biggest den of pleasure, the Wanhua Brothel!”

Tang Ning sets it ablaze, only to wipe out an enemy kingdom’s spy headquarters and capture an SSS-ranked fugitive.

The Embroidered Uniform Guard: “The Junzhu is a master strategist! From now on, you’re our goddess!”

System: “Go squander the family fortune and buy up all the city’s spoiled grain!”

Tang Ning spends it all with tears in her eyes, only for a once-in-a-century famine to strike. The spoiled grain becomes lifesaving food, and a million refugees build her a shrine while she’s still alive.

The commoners: “A living Bodhisattva! Anyone who dares insult the Junzhu will have to answer to me!”

Looking at the saintly golden aura around her and her ever-rising official rank, Tang Ning breaks down:

“I really just wanted to be a bad person!”

Behind her, her lazy father trembles in his dragon robe. “Darling, stop competing so hard! I just want to lie flat, not become the Retired Emperor!”

The Chief Councillor’s grandson, Gu Cheng, a famously aloof beauty, blushes and sidles up to her. “Since the Eldest Princess kissed me in public, when will you give me a title?”

Tang Ning: “...Get lost!”