[Transmigration, lighthearted, no saintly protagonist, no brainless characters, the entire nation ascends]
Ye Xingchen transmigrates to a cultivation world and awakens a golden finger called the Livestream Room. It can bind to random Blue Star Hosts and bring them to this world. When a Host dies, he can acquire their cultivation, techniques, magical treasures, and even awakened special talents.
Master, you’re only in your twenties. Why do you always quote, “At fifteen, I set my heart on learning; at thirty, I stood firm; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the Mandate of Heaven; at sixty, I listened with an open ear; at seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires without overstepping the bounds”?
Disciple, you just don’t get it.
“At thirty, I stood firm”: It takes thirty people to make me get up and fight.
“At forty, I had no doubts”: If there are forty of them, I’ll charge in and fight without a moment’s hesitation.
“At fifty, I understood the Mandate of Heaven”: If there are fifty of them, I’ll beat them so badly they’ll think they’ve met their destined doom.
“At sixty, I listened with an open ear”: I need sixty people to say nice things to me before I calm down and stop fighting.
“At seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires”: If seventy people surround me, I can kill to my heart’s content.
Master, what does “win people over with virtue” mean? Is it because your sword is called Virtue? And didn’t you study the Analects?
Disciple, now you’re spreading rumors and thinking too narrowly. It’s not just a sword. Anything can be Virtue: a stone by the road, a fallen roof tile, the broom or rolling pin at hand! And I studied the Art of Brawling, not the Analects.
