[System Awakens in Chapter 20] A must-read handbook for everyone heading back to the village for Lunar New Year in 2026! I urge you to read it. Don’t make me get down on my knees and beg you!
After three years away working, Ye Fan returns to his village for Lunar New Year with just a few thousand yuan in savings. As soon as he arrives, he’s drowned in rumors spread by the village gossips: “He went to northern Myanmar to run scams!”
“I heard he got caught and was taken out to be shot!”
“Bet he married into a rich woman’s family and became her live-in son-in-law.” Even a young man from the village who’d been away for three years is made out to be a complete scoundrel.
His shabby appearance makes him the laughingstock of the villagers and relatives.
But who could have guessed that, a few days after he returned, he would suddenly awaken the “Bragging Turns Real System”? Whenever someone brags or shows off in front of the male lead, he can make their boast come true. His own boasts count too, but they come at a price. The System activates on the very day he returns to the village.
The village’s most outrageous scenes come one after another: someone rents a luxury car, gets it stuck in a muddy ditch, and calls people over to push it; a young man home for the holidays wears a puffer jacket while flashing a fake car key; a DJ crew blasts cheesy dance music at the village entrance so nobody can miss them… With the System’s help, Ye Fan hilariously makes a name for himself amid village gossip and family squabbles. He exposes the rumors and wins the heart of his beloved, making this New Year lively and unforgettable.
When his cousin boasts, “I make 150,000 a year,” 150,000 yuan instantly lands in Ye Fan’s account. When someone from the village claims they can roast ten chickens in a kiln without burning them, Ye Fan instantly gets fat chickens, seasonings, and the skill to roast them.
Those who once laughed at him immediately turn into toadies, his relatives crowd around to borrow money, and the widows take turns flirting with him. Only his childhood sweetheart, Su Wanqing, has always treated him with genuine affection.
His mother hurries to arrange blind dates, and one oddball after another appears: a gold-digger demands a million-yuan bride price, an artsy girl gets ink all over herself, and a mama’s girl runs off after seeing a list of debts. The laughs never stop!
It's not interesting at all. The system doesn't start well, and it's a mess afterwards. I keep writing nonsense. There is no reward for going on blind dates. Still going on blind dates is still a talent.
It's pretty cool, why are there no readers?