You Light the Fire but Won't Take Responsibility? My Sugar Daddy Insists I Clean Up After Him

[1v1, Both Pure] [Sweet, Satisfying Wish-Fulfillment + Face-Slapping + Transmigration + Big Shots + Metaphysics + Variety Shows + System] # A sharp-tongued beauty who does whatever she wants # A quiet, devoted dog with a hidden side Yun Jixue was the top-ranked ferryman at the Space-Time Administration. He transmigrated into a beloved-by-all novel as the supposedly evil fake villain, who was actually a miserable little orphan: the real young master who'd been abandoned. The adopted son stabbed himself and framed him. To prove his innocence, Yun Jixue kicked his own brother, slapped his mother, then went over and stabbed the adopted son. He even had the wounds compared while he was at it. "See? I told you this was the wound I gave him." His father doesn't care for him, his mother doesn't love him, his big brother's not exactly a genius, and his adopted younger brother is framing him? No problem. Yun Jixue doesn't care. As long as everyone who ever hurt the original owner dies, his satisfaction rating is guaranteed to hit 100 percent! No big deal! As for the fact that he accidentally stole the male lead's golden ticket... Well, what can you do when you're just too charming? Si Zhiheng, the youngest head of one of the capital's most powerful families. Outsiders: A genius who's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Family: Precocious, restrained, and dull. He'll probably die alone. Best friend: A jerk, a total jerk! Yun Jixue pushes Si Zhiheng away as he clings to him and refuses to let go. Huh? You're talking about this clingy guy? Si Zhiheng's eyes redden as he pins someone against the wall, looking utterly aggrieved. "Xue Bao, I'm already yours. You can't abandon me." Yun Jixue gazes at the sky. How can anyone chase after him and ask him to clean up their mess? Yun Jixue sighs. "Fine, fine. I'll take responsibility. It's not like this guy isn't exactly my type!"