Reborn as a Gossipy Prince, I Exposed the Whole Court's Dirty Laundry

[Everyone can hear inner thoughts + girl disguises herself as a boy + gossip System + hilarious revelations]

Shen Qingzhou transmigrated into the sickly seventh prince, who was disguised as a boy. From the start, she was poisoned and had only a hundred days to live.

Luckily, she was bound to the "Know Heaven's Will" gossip System. Every revelation she made extended her life!

And so the court of the Great Xia Dynasty underwent a dramatic change:

At morning court, the sanctimonious Grand Tutor quoted the classics.

Shen Qingzhou snarked inwardly: [Give me a break, old man. Who doesn't know you sneak into the palace maid's quarters every day to sniff their underwear?]

The next second, the Grand Tutor foamed at the mouth and died of embarrassment on the spot!

The Minister of Works lamented his family's misfortune.

Shen Qingzhou munched on melon seeds: [Don't cry too soon. Your son and your "daughter" are having a wild time behind the rockery. And that girl is a fake heiress who's planning to poison the real one!]

That very day, the Minister's household descended into chaos, and the real heiress was brought home in a grand sedan chair!

Later, the emperor wanted to choose a crown prince.

Shen Qingzhou looked at the arrogant Consort An and the tenth prince with pity: [The emperor's wearing his cuckold's hat so proudly it's practically shining. The tenth prince is the commander of the imperial guards' son. The commander even keeps their token of love, a red bellyband, tucked inside his armor!]

The emperor flew into a rage. "Seize their property! Wipe out their entire clan!"

Shen Qingzhou only wanted to gossip her way to a longer life, but she noticed the civil and military officials looking at her with growing terror.

Even more absurdly, why was her tyrant of a father glaring at her while still handing her melon seeds?

Shen Qingzhou: As long as the gossip stays juicy, I'll get this Great Xia Dynasty in order for you!