My name is Qin Xiao, the number one cannon fodder professional in Hengdian, and I have performed various ways of death. When I opened my eyes after the wedding banquet, I was actually dressed as the retarded rich second generation from the urban Long Ao Tianwen with the same name - a stepping stone who specializes in giving experience to the protagonist and cannot survive more than three chapters.
That night was the "final scene" in which "I" drugged the protagonist, causing him to fall down the building to collect his lunch box.
Seeing that death is imminent, a cheerful [Drama Queen (Survival) System] is forcibly bound: "Use your acting skills to overturn the plot! As long as you act well, cannon fodder can also be the protagonist!"
So, when the destined protagonist exuded a domineering attitude towards me, I instantly fell into the drama and cried even harder than the female partner who was abandoned by him: "Please don't target me anymore, I'm scared!"
When the protagonist's harem took pity on me, I immediately switched to the affectionate male lead mode, and my lines were so disgusting that I even got goosebumps.
When the protagonist's business war conspiracy struck, I turned the conference room into a studio and used a carefully choreographed "villain's deathbed monologue" to make his acquisition plan a joke on the entire Internet.
Later, the protagonist went crazy and cornered me with red eyes: "Who are you?!"
I straightened my non-existent bow tie and gave him a standard, polite smile belonging to an experienced actor: "Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm just a professional actor who doesn't want to get his lunch box so early."
