My Wife Is Pregnant from the Start? Sorry, I've Been Sterile for Three Years

[Born a Villain + Cunning, High-IQ Schemer + Reaping the Fortunes of the Chosen + Overwhelming Backing + Specializes in Putting Every Naysayer in Their Place]

Xiao Yanjiu clutched the "permanent sterilization certificate" from three years ago as he watched his wife shyly announce her pregnancy at the banquet. He smiled.

Was the baby the child of Ye Chen, the Heaven's Chosen Son and Divine Doctor Dragon King?

Well, that was just perfect!

The System awakened. The hunt was on!

To strip this "Child of Fortune" of every last scrap of luck, Xiao Yanjiu didn't flip the table right then and there. Instead, he went for an even bigger play:

Since this was such a "happy occasion," why not have the child's real father serve the guests and pour their drinks?

"Here's a few thousand yuan for you. Take it and buy yourself some walnuts to improve your brain."

In the banquet hall, Xiao Yanjiu flung the cash hard at Dragon King Ye Chen's face. As he watched the protagonist kneel to pick it up, furious but afraid to fight back, he heard the System's delightful chime:

[Ding! You have utterly humiliated a Child of Fortune. Fortune points plundered: +1,000!]

Transfer shares worth tens of billions to his wife? They were part of a wager agreement saddled with massive debt!

Build a blessing garden for the child? It was a feng shui coffin, prepared in advance!

Ye Chen thought he was enduring humiliation until he could turn the tables. Little did he know that, in Xiao Yanjiu's eyes, he was nothing but a thriving crop of premium chives, ripe for the harvest!

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