Bite! You have been removed from the "Love and Love Family" group chat]
[Ding! You have joined the 'An Eternal Emperor's Angry Party A Group']
My name is Lin Mo, and I have become an intern customer service member of the "Civilized Operation and Maintenance System".
My daily work includes but is not limited to:
1. Adjust the color of Ying Zheng's territory: change from "Barbie Pink" to "Colorful Black".
2. Help Xiang Yu calibrate the axis of symmetry: If the Chu-He-Han boundary is skewed by 0.3 Mm, he will stab me along the network cable.
3. Adjust the special effects for Liu Bang: His "Son of the Red Emperor" appears with a red light and must blind the entire network.
4. Advise Li Shimin to turn off beauty: Your Majesty, you are really not suitable to start a live broadcast of level 10 microdermabrasion and shout "Thank you, old iron".
I thought this was just a weird after-sales post.
Until the system was invaded by the "Entertainment to Death Virus"——
Li Bai was writing a marketing slogan, and Yue Fei was forced to play the electronic music "Man Jiang Hong".
My clients collectively exploded.
Ying Zheng threw me an Ancestral Dragon Totem and said, "Little official, come with me to kill the poison."
I looked at the 99+ unread complaints in the group, and then checked the account balance.
Take a deep breath and type on the keyboard:
"All ancestors, please note that the 'serious history' you ordered is now in full supply."
"If you want after-sales service, please give me a five-star review first."
"——Your humble and hard-core interdimensional customer service, Lin Mo."
