[Transmigrate into a book + everyone’s darling + incredible healing powers + quirky and lively]
When Qin He wakes up, she discovers she has become the heroine of a novel adored by everyone, with a group of powerful men chasing after her to cultivate together.
Qin He screams and panics, wanting only to escape.
System: No, you don’t want to escape. Let’s save the world together!
Qin He: No, I want to escape. Even if I die, I won’t stay here.
Hanging herself: no effect.
Jumping off a cliff: no effect.
After trying n different ways to kill herself with no success, Qin He can only accept this cruel reality.
Qin He: From now on, call me Niu Hulu He.
The System brandishes a little whip: Go make the male leads fall hopelessly in love with you.
Qin He grins wickedly: OK, no problem.
She turns around and founds a super sect, recruiting all eight male leads as its great elders.
She feeds everyone grand promises and brainwashes them: whoever has the most outstanding disciples under their wing will receive the sect’s core resources.
As the morning bell sounds, everyone in the sect bows in unison. The eight elders stand at the front, shouting louder than anyone.
“Honor the Sect Leader! Love the Sect Leader! Support the Sect Leader! The Sect Leader’s word is the righteous path!”
Qin He raises a hand: Everyone, go back and focus on your cultivation.
She summons the eight great elders to the council hall: In one month, we’ll hold a contest for the disciples personally trained by the eight great elders. The top three will receive a mysterious gift. The last-place elder will clean every alchemy furnace in the sect for a month.
The eight great elders erupt at once, rushing back to their respective peaks in a frenzy to begin brutal training.
Since becoming elders, they’ve stopped caring about love and romance. Crushing the competition is what matters.