After the fetal translator, Shen Qingge just wanted to lie down.
But a system named "Dandian" fell from the sky, saying that she was the cannon fodder who died early in the novel "The Yellow Storm Stallion".
The manner of death was so perverse that it left people silent.
She carefully considered the intimacy value of the prince's fiancé.
*
A sachet was given as a gift on Chinese Valentine's Day. The prince was assassinated that night and the sachet was cut into pieces.
His god-like cousin coaxed her with a thoughtful look:
"Sister-in-law, don't be sad. I'll sew the sachet and return it to you."
I was making snacks during the Mid-Autumn Festival. That night, the Prince's Mansion was flooded and the snacks were burned into a handful of ashes.
His gentle and jade-like Taifu rubbed her head:
"Good boy, I don't blame you. I'll prepare snacks to compensate you."
She prepared a whole city full of fireworks for him. The rebellious young general took the imperial edict and smiled:
"It's such a pity that fire is banned in the whole city."
Shen Qingge:...
The system looked at the outrageous direction and finally broke through the defense:
"Host, don't you have anything to say?"
Shen Qingge frowned in thought, clenched his fist seriously and nodded:
"I understand, the prince has Mercury retrograde like a clown."
System:
You, alas, you, forget it.
*
Later, Shen Qingge received a bunch of marriage proposals.
Too many to break her defenses.
So she worked hard to become the county magistrate, and as a result she got more imperial decrees.
System calms down during crash:
Host, what do you want to say now?
Shen Qingge: I am more Mercury retrograde than the prince, I am the clown.
System:..
