[1V1 double clean, strong, under the age of 10, main and passive perspectives, more realistic style, less bloody]
A pragmatic and naive straight male programmer from Lingnan was attacked by an artist who pretended to be arrogant and arrogant.
Lin Shen's life credo is just three sentences:
"As long as it works" "The best value for money" "Speaking like a human being"
The two most annoying things are bugs and pretenders.
Gu Huaijin's life principles are also three sentences:
"It doesn't feel right" "You have bad taste" "This is called accent"
He loves two things most: collecting beautiful things, and people who can't stand him.
When he pointed to the Ming Dynasty porcelain pieces and said:
"I want a program that can simulate this kind of soul that's still gentle after all the vicissitudes of life."
All programmers were silent.
Lin Shen pushed up his anti-blue light glasses: "Speak humanly."
"It's just an old-fashioned feel + ambient light."
"Tell me earlier."
Three hours later, Gu Huaijin looked at the model on the screen that even reproduced the breathing sensation of porcelain fetal bones.
The first time I didn't say "it doesn't feel right."
Later
Gu Huaijin took a picture of a million-dollar antique: "This glaze color is like the focused look in your eyes when you write code."
Lin Shen didn't even raise his head: "Like, don't spend money randomly."
"It's called investment."
"This is called Dashabi."
[Working overtime late at night]
Gu Huaijin loosened his tie and blocked Lin Shen in front of the server cabinet:
"Lin Shen, I've had enough of pretending."
Lin Shen kept typing on the keyboard: "It should have been like this."
"I mean," Gu Huaijin took away his glasses, "I don't pretend not to like you anymore."
The blue light of the screen reflected the profiles of the two people. Lin Shen was silent for three seconds and put on his glasses again:
"You told me earlier."
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When the most annoying person is showing off, when you meet
