Zixia, formerly a top-tier overworked office drone, is now a three-year-old cutie on Flower-Fruit Mountain.
The moment she opens her eyes, the fluffy Great Sage hoists her up. She clings to his leg at once. “Master! Hungry! Want food!”
From then on, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven has a little tail he can’t shake off.
She uses KPIs to evaluate the monkey soldiers, takes on magic with physics and chemistry, and bluffs the gods with workplace jargon.
The Heavenly Court is furious. “You demon monkey! Hand over that little menace!”
Sun Wukong holds his golden cudgel across the way to shield her. His tail quietly winds around her wrist. “Touch her? You’ll have to get past my cudgel first!”
Later, on the pilgrimage to the West, all three realms learn that Sun Wukong has one weakness: Zixia.
