I Mistook a Demon God for a Cockroach and Smashed It Dead with My Slipper

[Perception Gap + Overwhelming Power + Hilarious Misunderstandings + Everyone Stunned]

After transmigrating into a high-martial world, Jiang Chen awakens a System, but it seems to have loaded the wrong “housekeeping patch.”

In his eyes:

The Ninth-Rank World-Destroying Beast Emperor, feared by all = a big winged cockroach (hazardous waste).

The S-Rank Death Zone that devours all living beings = a dusty abandoned warehouse (in desperate need of a deep clean).

The arrogant villainous Grandmaster = an inconsiderate passerby who spits wherever he likes (recommended for disposal).

And so, everything takes a sudden turn:

A beast horde attacks the city. Ten million martial artists wail in despair as Jiang Chen approaches, holding a broom (a supreme imperial weapon) and looking disgusted.

“Make way, all of you! Don’t get in the way of my sweeping!”

Boom! One sweep, and gods and demons fill the sky, reduced to ashes!

The whole place falls silent. The aloof goddess of war drops to her knees and cries, “We welcome the Saintly Savior!”

Jiang Chen looks at the wreckage covering the ground and shouts in despair, “Ah! I just finished mopping! Do you have any idea how hard all that blood is to wash out?!”