From 996 to Military Adviser in Africa

I’m Lu Dan, an overworked 996 office drone.

My supervisor forced me to Africa. A rocket-propelled grenade shot down my plane, and after crawling out of a muddy ditch, I was nearly sacrificed by a primitive tribe.

I sent up a drone, and the tribe fell to its knees. “A god!”

I helped the locals build infrastructure and defenses. When a rival tribe attacked, we drew a line around them and crushed them.

A 996 wage slave turned military strategist in Africa? I’ll take this easy win.