Self-Rescue System: I'll Lick My Wife's Tears, Over and Over

[Two male leads, 1v1, both pure; cold-faced, sharp-tongued bottom × flirtatious, shameless playboy top; self-rescue System + CEO, heir to a powerful Beijing family + sweet romance + face-slapping + healing + pure love]

The most outrageous thing Gu Yan had ever done was get drunk and corner a cocky, handsome guy surrounded by beautiful women.

He asked the guy to teach him.

“You know how to kiss, and do all that stuff in bed, right?”

“Teach me, and I’ll pay you for the lessons.”

Zhao Mingshen gave a mocking laugh. “Sure.”

The next morning, Gu Yan woke up with a dark expression. “Are you an idiot?”

Zhao Mingshen shot back, “Then are you the ace idiot?”

Great. He’d completely humiliated himself. He figured they’d never see each other again.

Then Monday came, and the real CEO showed up at the company out of nowhere.

Gu Yan took one look at the impeccably dressed, respectable-looking man and nearly blacked out.

Even more outrageous, the CEO suddenly took a liking to this “idiot” and started relentlessly pursuing him.

Gu Yan punched him, and somehow ended up bringing the man back to his own bedroom.

Zhao Mingshen: “Ready for another lesson, baby? Your kissing skills have improved by 1%.”

“Baby, you’re mad at me, which means you care about me, which means you hold me dear, which means you like me.”

“Wifey~ You’re afraid of the dark, so wherever I take you, I’ll make sure there’s always light.”

Gu Yan wasn’t the type to cry.

But in this life, he shed every one of his tears in front of Zhao Mingshen.

And Zhao Mingshen seemed especially captivated by each and every tear, kissing them away with tenderness and greed.

Only later did Gu Yan learn that Zhao Mingshen, who had been suffering from a serious illness, had been bound to a “self-rescue System.”

It required him to collect Gu Yan’s tears through an emotional bond in exchange for his life.