My name is Chen Ping, nicknamed "The King of Hell Dianmao", and I am a famous bad-luck koi in the entertainment industry.
Because he was tricked into the death variety show "Desperate Challenge" by the company's overlord contract, he was thrown into the center of the Sahara Desert on the first day.
While others were busy trying to survive, I was busy bringing goods to the King of Hell's live broadcast: "Family members, look at this sandstorm, it's all natural and pollution-free. It's comfortable to bury anyone!"
The whole Internet was betting that I wouldn't survive three hours, so I took out a thermos cup to soak wolfberry berries and taught online tips on how to survive in the sand.
The director team collapsed: "We are a serious survival show, not your funny live broadcast room!"
I chuckled: "What, the King of Hell just rewarded me and said he could renew my subscription for another hour..."
The audience laughed like crazy: "Damn it, this idiot can't even defeat the God of Death!"
