I traveled through time and became a bad person in Chang'an County in the sixth year of Zhenguan. I was bound to the "Forensic System".
On my first day at work, I encountered the Bone Case. I pointed out in public that the real culprit was an old subordinate of the King of Qin, which caused an uproar in the whole court.
Li Shimin announced that I had entered the palace, and I carried the human bone model and started talking: "Your Majesty, your Xuanwu Sect has missed someone."
The next day, a Turkic prince died suddenly and mysteriously in Honglu Temple. I asked for an autopsy on the prince's body.
The Turkic envoy angrily yelled: "Barbarians!" I took out my homemade microscope and said, "Here, let's take a look at the maggots in your pores."
A month later, Li Shimin cornered me in the autopsy room: "My dear, I have an old headache..."
I took off my gloves: "Would you like to open the skull? The anesthetic powder is sufficient."
