Lin Xiaoman worked overtime until three o'clock in the morning on her anniversary, when she was suddenly surrounded by a group of strong men in ancient costumes: "Welcome the return of the Imperial Master!" The leader, the tyrant in black, pinched her chin and sneered: "My beloved concubine, I have been looking for you for thousands of years."
She was about to call the police when she saw the tyrant plopped down on his knees in front of the self-service vending machine: "Please give me a Coke!"
——It turns out that the entire Zhou Dynasty traveled to 2023.
From then on she lived a magical life:
Helped the Prime Minister manage six departments with Excel, but he was addicted to stock trading and got stuck;
Teach the imperial concubine to post P-pictures on Moments, triggering the Versailles Harem Competition;
The most incredible thing is the tyrant Yu Wenxiao, who uses imperial tricks to deal with Party A during the day, and at night he cuddles up with her under the covers and watches "The Legend of Zhen Huan" to learn how to fight in the palace.
When the cultivation world sent people to recruit these "remnants of the ancient times", Yu Wenxiao struck the soul-detecting stele with his sword: "It's not your turn to point fingers at my people." He turned around and tugged on her sleeves aggrievedly: "They said I was a bumpkin..."
Lin Xiaoman raised his head and said, "Your Majesty, please take off the WIFI antenna on your head before you say this?"