The three major thorns in the heaven - Sun Wukong secretly flirted with flat peaches, Nezha tested weak water and flooded the Moon Palace, Yang Jian died and knocked the Jade Emperor's "Mishan faces the mountain" case file procedure. The Tathagata was so angry that he broke the Buddhist beads and both were demoted to the mortal world.
With all their magic power and memories intact, the three of them fell into the trash can in the urban village.
Wukong was criticized for delivering food because he was not as fast as somersaults; Nezha broke into a sewer machine and paid for it; Yang Jian asked visitors to sign the "Tiandao Registration Form" at the front desk and was assigned to clean the toilet.
When they were so poor that they shared a pack of instant noodles, the three decided to start a business using Tianting's memory.
"Tianting Rules Human Resources Company" quietly opened:
· Wukong uses the Pantao scheduling algorithm to help employees calculate invisible overtime pay;
· Nezha used the weak water test data to develop the "Leadership Painting Collapse Early Warning System";
· Yang Jian changed the Tiantiao litigation process into the "Quick Guide to Labor Arbitration".
Hilarious rectification record:
A certain boss strongly recommended the "blessing agreement", Yang Jian smiled: "According to the rules of heaven, this agreement must first survive the thunder tribulation."
HR used "future options" to offset his salary, and Wukong took out his calculator: "According to Pantao's late payment interest rate, you owe enough to buy the moon."
The supervisor asked the newcomer to take the blame, and Nezha played a recording of Chang'e's complaint: "Professional blame-shifting? The moon palace mushrooms haven't been eaten yet."
When the company was booming, the Jade Emperor's human incarnation came to the door to recruit people: "Special hire from heaven, two days off!"
Wukong gnawed on the pancake fruit: "What are you going to do back? Continue to optimize the loopholes in your bet?"
Yang Jian showed the QR code: "Scan the "Application for Permanent Residence in the World" and your majesties will need to sign the "No Exploitation in the Three Realms" guarantee."
The Tathagata holographic image was so angry that the signal was interrupted.
The night sky suddenly rose and no one was there
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking