Fellow Taoist, Do You Tell Your Fortune? No, I'll Lie Down for a While

Master said that I am a Taoist wizard who comes only once in a century. After coming down the mountain, I rented a haunted house because the rent was 30% off. On the third day of hunger, the aunt next door gave me a stack of small cards: "Young man, no, just make a living on this." I looked at the card - professional exorcism, feng shui conditioning, and emotional counseling. I wrote a sign with the word "lazy" on my back, and basked in the sun at the door of the haunted house.