[Fantasy + System + Live Broadcast + Dihua + Funny + Sinister + Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger]
My name is Chen Buqi, and I suspect that my master has severe persecution paranoia and dyslexia.
No matter what I do, he can always figure out a 10,000-word conspiracy and then realize it himself.
The enemy came to my door, and I was trembling with fear.
Master: "Don't be afraid, my disciple. You are using yourself as bait to create opportunities for me to defeat the enemy!"
He said that I was setting up a plan, and then he realized it and killed the enemy with one palm.
Me: "???"
In order to make money, I set up a "Shengxian Fund" to spread the pie.
Master: "My disciple, by gathering the will and power of all sentient beings and seeking the path of eternity, is teaching me what it means to serve the world for the common good!"
He said that I was creating an eternal new situation, and then he realized it and his Taoist heart was perfected!
Me: "???"
I took him to the death zone just to find some medicine to save him.
Master (with tears in his eyes): "Master, I understand! You brought me here because you want me to explore the golden elixir road between life and death!"
He said that I was risking my life to survive, and then he really fought back and forth with the golden elixir demon, and he was about to form an elixir!
I (collapsed and yelled): "I'm really not! Don't realize it! If you continue to realize it, the Immortal Emperor will be fooled by your imagination and come to drink tea with me!"
Final BOSS (staring at me): "It turns out that you are the mastermind behind all this..."
Me: ... I'm tired, let's destroy it.
