After transmigrating into the Age of Dharma Decline, I became Earth’s last “Heavenly Dao System Administrator.”
Western gods? Just a bunch of illegal programs stealing the world’s source code.
The Pope has a splitting headache? God’s server is overloaded, clogged with junk data.
An angelic army at the gates? Sorry, my antivirus could use a few test subjects.
When the Eye of God opened above the Vatican, I brought up a prompt:
[High-risk virus “Yahweh” detected. Format?]
I clicked “Yes.”
The holy light across the world went out at once.
My name is Lin Xuan. Profession: Planetary System Maintenance Technician.
Services: virus removal, dust cleaning, system reinstalls, and… godslaying.
