Traveling through the end of the Dharma era, I became the last "Heavenly Administrator" on earth.
Western gods? They are just a group of illegal programs that steal the origin of the world.
The Pope has a splitting headache? That's God's servers being overloaded and clogged with spam.
The angel army is suppressing the situation? Sorry, my anti-virus software just lacks a few test samples.
When the Eye of God opened over the Vatican, a prompt box popped up:
[The high-risk virus "Jehovah" has been detected. Do you want to format it?
I pressed "Yes".
The global holy light was extinguished.
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My name is Lin Xuan, occupation: planet-level system maintainer.
Business scope: anti-virus, dust cleaning, system reinstallation, and... Killing gods.