Su Xuan awakened a summoning System in the wasteland. He thought he’d summon RoboCop or a genetically enhanced superhuman, but instead… accompanied by a wickedly catchy soundtrack, Sister Yu from the Northeast showed up, shovel in hand! A corporate war machine arrives? Sister Yu: “That tin can looks pretty good. Let’s scrap it and make a basin!” A mutant boar king attacks the camp? Sister Yu: “What are you waiting for? We need an ingredient for pork stew!” While the major factions were still beating each other half to death over a moldy piece of bread, Su Xuan was following Sister Yu’s lead, building a red-brick house in the radiation zone and setting up a giant iron pot. “If you’re slacking off, your attitude stinks! All you drifters in the wasteland, listen up: line up and collect your steamed buns!” On that day, the wasteland’s wars came to a halt, because… the pickled cabbage was ready!
