[Coughing up blood in class and slaughtering gods after class, do you call this a weak scholar? ：
Dongfang is white, a "sick" lecturer in the history department of Binhai University. He takes three steps to catch his breath, and his hands shake even when holding chalk. Until that day, he received a bloody Qin brick and was forced to physically travel to the construction site of the Great Wall. Facing the pursuit of the peerless Martial Saint, Dongfang Jibai calmly pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and added a line in the footnote of the "Wordless History Book": "Note: This Martial Saint's sword is mixed with brittle iron when it is cast. It will break after the ten thousandth slash." The next second, the Martial Saint swung his sword, and the sword broke and killed people! ... Starting from the construction of the Great Wall in the Qin Dynasty, he traveled through the long river of time. He scraped Qin Shihuang's bones to treat poison and deceived him that it was "immortal surgery"; taught Li Bai how to fly with a sword and deceived him that he was the "Sword Immortal of the Tang Dynasty"; led the Beiyang navy to sink Yoshino, claiming that it was "the awakening of the dragon soul". When all races invade, gods descend, and the world is in despair. The teacher Dongfang who was coughing up blood on the podium slowly took off his glasses, and millions of terracotta warriors and horses, swordsmen of the Tang Dynasty, and the Shenji Camp of the Ming Dynasty appeared behind him... Dongfang Jibai said: "Students, in this class we will talk about how to kill gods."
