A socially anxious good-for-nothing with a sharp tongue, a knack for snark, a head full of weird ideas, and some questionable hobbies, this 21st-century shut-in has given up on life. After being electrocuted, he transmigrates to Chang'an in the ninth year of Tianbao, where he becomes an unlucky constable forced to take the blame for everything. He comes equipped with an inner monologue that heckles everything and a talent for turning the tables. Whatever he does goes wrong, yet he always manages to scrape by with unorthodox tricks and outrageous reversals. Packed with snark, face-slapping reversals, and absurd comedy, the story turns the power struggles and spy games of the An Lushan Rebellion into a socially anxious man's death-defying survival reality show.