[A drama-loving, gossip-munching heroine + a gossip System + mind reading + hints of a variety show + maybe a male lead, maybe not + no fighting over men + comedy]
After falling into a quick transmigration bureau and finally clawing her way back to reality, Su Si was over the moon.
But could someone tell her why reality had quietly been taken over by cheesy romance-novel plots too?
Her supposedly straight-laced brother turned out to be the obsessive, controlling male lead in some novel? Su Si silently presented him with a “Sisterly Love Care Package,” only for him to back away in a panic three times in a row: “Stay away from me!”
Her hot-tempered childhood friend, whom she’d fought with since they were kids, turned out to be a sobbing, submissive love interest in a tragic romance? Su Si rolled up her sleeves, ready to fight back with her best fake sweetness, but he calmly lifted his cup: “Take a break. I’ll do the tormenting this time.”
The universally admired gentle goddess of a big sister turned out to be a dark heroine behind closed doors? Su Si tried her powers of sweet-talking, but her sister glanced at the “Yandere Observation Diary” scrolling through Su Si’s thoughts and sighed. “Child, your inner monologue is more entertaining than the script.”
And to make matters worse, she had a gossip System in her head that broadcast “character scandals” in real time every day.
For some reason, everyone around her had become a “human mind-reading device,” hearing every snarky thought that crossed her mind.
The “original novel protagonists” all freaked out at once: “System, stop making things up! We’re really not like that!”
The onlookers laughed until they could hardly breathe: “Help! These people are even more dramatic than the novel! Are you trying to laugh me to death so you can inherit my estate?”
