My Archrival's a Straight Guy? Just Kiss Him Until He Gives In

[Scheming straight-man bottom + unhinged, sharp-tongued top + long-planned seduction + confinement + coercion + devoted to each other + equally matched]

[Clingy when drunk, an utterly straight-laced man when sober] [Love and hate] [Hilarious daily bickering] [Identity-reveal crisis] [Flirtatious tension]

A straight man's undercover mission to take down his sworn enemy collides with an unhinged boss.

The plan goes spectacularly wrong without warning.

In the bathroom:

Jiao Qi swayed drunkenly. “Hehe... It's raining... Boss, don't we look like we're eloping in the rain?”

Xiao Yan smiled coldly. “Eloping? Where to, the sewers?”

A legendary moment in the study:

“There's a potted plant in my study. Its leaves are dusty, and I heard saliva can clean them?”

“And then?”

Xiao Yan flashed a wicked smile, and chaos ensued.

Twenty minutes later.

Jiao Qi pounded on the door in despair. “Xiao Yan... Name your price, just spare that innocent plant!”

Abandoned by the roadside:

Left on the side of the road, Jiao Qi patted himself down. Where was his phone? His wallet?

“Xiao Yan, you son of a!”

Confrontation at the office:

After sprinting for four hours to get back to the company, Jiao Qi stormed into the CEO's office. “Xiao Yan, are you even human?”

Xiao Yan replied coolly, “I thought you'd gotten into the back seat. Didn't you take a cab?”

“Do I look like I have money?” Jiao Qi flushed with anger. “Give me back my phone and wallet! You did that on purpose!”

Xiao Yan chuckled. “I learned from you. Isn't lying through your teeth your specialty?”

He stood and closed in on him. “Why did you betray me? How much is Qi Han paying you? I'll offer a hundred times more. How about that?”

Jiao Qi raged inwardly:

What the hell! No salary! No bonus!

He even swiped all my secret savings!

And even if you could afford it, I wouldn't want your money!

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