The Scheming Fish Says He Wants to Keep This Kitty

[Sweet Kitten x Sharp-Tongued Fish]

Xie Xiaoli woke up and found that she seemed to have shrunk. Looking down, she saw a pair of tiny, fluffy paws. "Huh?!"

After looking around, she realized she wasn't far from home. She was about to hurry back and figure out what was going on when a strong hand grabbed her by the scruff...

"Well, well. So you're the one making all that awful meowing lately? Did your mama cat abandon you?"

"Meow?" How did he know? She'd been busy all day, come home and fallen straight asleep, then woken up in this kitten's body. And what was wrong with this guy? What kind of decent person goes out at midnight to pick up a cat?

"Tch. You're so ugly."

"...Meow, meow, meow!" You're ugly! You're the ugliest! Put me down! I want to go home!

"Hmm. Feisty."

"Rrrrow!" Purely meaningless swearing.

"What a lively little thing."

"...Raaow! I don't want to go home with you! I want to go to my own home!