The apocalypse is coming, twin moons are born, 90% of the world's animals and plants are alienated, and humans are reduced to zombies. Kou Xiaogou, a convenience store cashier on the night shift, was chewing half-year-old expired chewing gum to watch videos. He chewed the gold finger while chewing it, so he had to bind the "Apocalyptic Survival System - Mentally Retarded Version???". The novice task is outrageous - put clown makeup on the zombies at the door, and the reward is a box of expired instant noodles? There is also a debuff when eaten! Others awakened the power to kill monsters and survive in the apocalypse, but Kou Xiaogou awakened the "Mini Bag Bun" - the advanced version of the system "The Universe in the Sleeve", but he could only collect objects the size of a cabinet, and it also had to be given modified attributes: the door frame would fall in love with the zombies, and the nail clippers he held would never wear out; others relied on their combat power to upgrade, but he saved money by braiding zombies, competing on sofas with alienated huskies, and dancing in the "most dazzling ethnic style" at the base. "Growth value" is not consumed in unreliable shopping malls. I said, hey, how unreliable is this? . . . . .
Reader comments
The rhythm is relaxed and moderate, mainly because it is so funny. I didn't expect that a broken system can still play like this. It's hilarious. I love the author.
The rhythm is relaxed and moderate, mainly because it is so funny. I didn't expect that a broken system can still play like this. It's hilarious. I love the author.